i hate when people are like “oh it’s no big deal i’m just doodling” and it’s like

posted 8 hours ago with 71,581 notes via jubilantyou (©falloutboyshiatusisover)

posted 8 hours ago with 4,485 notes via jimmyurines (©drmichaeljones)

ruinedchildhood:

Let’s take a moment to appreciate the fact Tony Stark killed a man over a Dora the Explorer watch.

posted 8 hours ago with 36,901 notes via whoselineftw (©ruinedchildhood)

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

okay but

this is quality humor right here

posted 8 hours ago with 11,756 notes via pizzawastaken (©carry-on-my-wayward-butt)

egbuns:

otterthulhu:

rabioheab:

Cool Names For You To Name Your Children

Farquaad

Farquaad II

Farquaad III

Farquaad IV

Farquaad V

You could call them the farsquaad

i literally just laughed so hard i cried over this text post my dogs are scared they dont know whats sgoing on

posted 8 hours ago with 44,525 notes via pizzawastaken (©rabioheab)

Kirk: Mister Chekov, go put on a red shirt.
Entire Cinema: Aw, shit.

posted 8 hours ago with 2,340 notes via whoselineftw (©redamancer)

the-name-is-sherlock-holmes:

martelca:

mishamigosrock:

REBLOG THIS AND SIGN YOUR URL IF YOU THINK THIS BEAUTIFUL 1967 CHEVY IMPALA (4 door) SHOULD BE PUT BACK IN PRODUCTION AND SOLD, LIKE, EVERYWHERE.

No thats a bad idea i dont want a bunch of random people driving around in my car. if you want one buy it off ebay.

posted 9 hours ago with 1,683 notes via buttsfrompurgatory (©mishamigosrock)

longlivethemoose:

Close.. but no cigar, boys.

posted 9 hours ago with 806 notes via codependentbrothers (©longlivethemoose)

I did the Pokemon fusion thing.

noxxigirl:

I got a couple of cool ones

Then I got a not so cool one.

posted 9 hours ago with 16,444 notes via pizzawastaken (©noxxigirl)

Every time I get my period: Wow no okay that was not a month.

posted 9 hours ago with 169,824 notes via pizzawastaken (©peap0ds)

whatjanesays:

STOP EVERYTHING YOU’RE DOING.

THIS IS A VIDEO OF JOSH KEATON (VOICE OF SPECTACULAR SPIDER-MAN) READING A SELECTION OF SPECTACULAR SPIDER-MEMES.

#everyone go home the internet is over

you-are-johnlocked:

dftba-cumberbabe:

primadonna-blaine:

a-study-in-butts:

thetwincores:

asapmona:

rhydonmyhardon:

let us have a moment of silence for those who unknowingly dated and broke up with a future celebrity

my math teacher dated Ryan Gosling in highschool.

my neighbor dated bill nye the science guy

well my godmother dated david tennant when they were 16

my friend’s teacher’s first kiss was benedict cumberbatch

^FUCK

scootaloo-pootaloo:

scottishtempertantrum:

her little face jkhgkfyfh j

One good thing about this movie: he could have said “no, shooting arrows is not for little girls” but instead he said “no, shooting with that big bow is not for little girls. use this small one.” i think that’s fantastic.

professorpusscake:

Chekov